A conversation with VGH_John...
Evan: Hey John I noticed you have 0 points right now as an infected in Left 4 Dead, where are you?
John: Somewhere...
Evan: Making a sandwich
John: maybe...
Evan: Ok now we're getting our asses kicked, we could use some help.
John: I'm eating, I can't do both at the same time.
Evan: I hate you John...
We don't lose often, but when we do it's because he's making a sandwich.
As for me every now and then I get a hotdog and some chips.