If you got shot what would you want to be shot by?

Whatever makes it quick and painless. lol.

Heroin.

edit: after reading the edits to the rules, I change my answer to: a lot of heroin.

Why are shotguns so epic? LOL
I too would want to be hit with a shotgun, while standing on the edge of a cliff. The blast would send me flying off the edge of the cliff, in slow motion of course, with Michael Bay explosion going off behind me as I plummeted down to the water below. Oh and throw in some epic orchestral score to top things off.

LOL, Michael Bay explosions.

I don't know because shot guns seem to rip and shred people but that doesn't really matter if you died. I think a rocket launcher to the chest would be a one hit kill. I wonder if that would hurt though.

I would like to get shot by a rocket as well, instant death.

Bit's and Chunks galore!

How about getting shot by a cross bow?

I think that would be painful and excruciating, knowing that you would bleed to death before you die.

Crossbows are epic, just not if you were on the other end of it.

But if you catch a cross bow that would be even more epic but I doubt it.

How bout getting shot by that bad boy.

LOL Brawler!

Because I'll either die by cheating in poker or Women start to use those instead of the Pepper Sprays and Tasers and unfortunately I'll be hitting on them.

BlackKnight wrote:

Because I'll either die by cheating in poker or Women start to use those instead of the Pepper Sprays and Tasers and unfortunately I'll be hitting on them.

Yes the unfortunate realities of hitting on women.

For some reason they are very quick to pull out their Mace when I start talking.
How on earth they manage to fit this into their purse though is beyond me.

Noisy Cricket?

ROFL.

LMAO.

LOL that panda's eyebrows are guns.

I want it to be just like this.

RawlerBrawler wrote:

I want to be shot just like that, except with cupid <3.

LOL who would make such a toy.